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Mom… I’m a vampire slayer.
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Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.
Is it any good??
It’s okay.
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Save it
NO ONE GETS REJECTED LIKE GASTON
I like how he is sad, and then he looks at how big his muscles are and then he is happy again
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SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting
dead sirius
go away
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Ironpool
OH my sweet jesus
This is simultaneously the worst and best idea ever.
YES let’s give the guy with voices more power. This would be awesome.
To deny Wade this armor would be like denying him a chimichanga.
Don’t be the guy who denied Wade the chimichanga.
This reminds me of the time DP was contracted to turn Iron Man back into an alcoholic but couldn’t do it (because he felt bad) so instead he knocked out Stark, put on his armor, and flew around drinking booze so he’d get paid. Bless you Deadpool. Bless.
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things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
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